why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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