It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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