If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
