I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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