she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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