So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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