Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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