Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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