took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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