so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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