It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She needs sedatives and a leash
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Damn victory sex feels great
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