? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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