Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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