so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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