I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
high people should be assigned attendants
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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