Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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