i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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