I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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