dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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