Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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