if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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