he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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