So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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