i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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