I'm drive I can fine osifer
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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