No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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