Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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