I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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