dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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