There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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