you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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