There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
