Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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