May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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