i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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