why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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