And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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