There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Mom said you looked used
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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