lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want to make a zoo with you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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