Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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