I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
organizing the empties. That sober.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
last night I used snow as a chaser
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