why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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