so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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