R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i dont even know how to be here
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
third nipple confirmed
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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