so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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