Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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