I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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