do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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