Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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