Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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