Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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