yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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