I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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