She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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