found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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